Running an Adult Resort may seem like the ultimate job to a lot of people but believe me it isn’t. My latest read is a book called Beat depression and Reclaim Your Life by Alexandra Massey. Now I am not ashamed to admit that I can get depressed and very easily. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, I mean a young wife, nice house, in the sun and on the beach every day, it’s enough to depress anyone isn’t it? I suppose looking at your lovely Vacation Companions every day can also make a man very gloomy and depressed as well. I mean, nice firm tits, tight arses and bald pussies, these put strain on anyone. Our customers only see the good side, they don’t see the effort and work that goes on behind the scenes. So this week in a effort to rid myself of depression I am having a week off, sitting in a pub with lots of pints of Guinness is my idea of heaven and forget about the girls for a while. I was looking at my competitions web site and just looking at all those ugly specimens they are advertising was enough to drive me to drink. I mean how the fuck do you advertise escorts and have images of women that you wouldn’t touch with a fucking barge pole. No wonder they struggle for business. Now we on the other hand are still providing top class totty. I have to admit even if it’s only to myself, we do have some real top class girls at the moment. But then again I suppose as Boca Chica is a shit area it will only attract shit girls, not my words either, these are from a D.R. Forum.

Words can not describe the terrible resort that is Boca Chica. It is not a place to bring your family. The oceanfront rooms are very old, musty, and dumpy-looking. Every morning, all kinds of dirty things drifted in from the bay, and it took forever for them to come out and clean the beach. Boca Chica is a very dirty place. The prostitution was every day in your face. One evening, an older woman brought in 6 very young girls. All of the single men were looking at them. God only knows what went on with that. So it would appear that the statement I made in April is shared by others too. I am so happy that there are other people out there who can tell the difference between class and trash. Believe me, it is the most run down, dirty, crime ridden place in the Caribbean. Anyone with half a brain cell should keep as far away from there as possible. I don’t want to paste the one about the German Tourist who was murdered there in his room with his hooker girlfriend as I am sure not everyone who goes there gets murdered. It must be like living in Harare, if the aids don’t kill you the natives will. Mugabe would fit right in at that place.

I’d be no good there after his aide told the press tonight that all us in the UK can hang. What a fucking statement that is. All that rice we have sent to those fuckers and now we can all hang. If they had any oil I am sure he wouldn’t be in power any more. But Bush and Brown don’t give a shit about all the White British passport holders who have been butchered because the Country has nothing worth stealing. I mean let’s be honest would we be in Iraq if it didn’t have oil? Would we bollocks. And look what it’s done for us, doubled the price and it will be triple before the end of the year. Those Arabs must think it’s great. It is also a known fact that Mugabe is being backed by the Chinese, now I am as happy as the next guy to grab a fried rice and a few BBQ ribs, but I wouldn’t want to cause shit with those little shits. It will be interesting if they join up with old Bob and make a political statement. Never trust anyone called Bob, that’s the motto.

I was watching the Glastonbury festival last night. Great music as always and one of the best voices today was performing. Amy Winehouse, maybe the worst role model in the UK was in great form. The fact she looked full of drugs, kept lifting her skirt up and then took a punch at a spectator didn’t seem to matter as she blasted out all her hits, including my favourite, Rehab. Now we all know our Amy has a few problems, drink, drugs and being married to a total wanker are just a few but I wish she would sort herself out, because if she doesn’t her only hope in the future is to turn to politics. Talking of politics, is America ready for a black President? I don’t think so. But being a Brit what do I know about American politics? If the politicians over the pond are anything like the bunch of dick heads here it’s not worth voting anyway. A local by election was held here in the UK last week and the BNP got more more votes than the Labour Party. I know there is a lot of people who think the BNP are just a bunch of racist skinheads but I actually believe that they are the next force in British Politics. I did a blog last year giving my thoughts on this when Brown became Prime Minister here and guess what? All my predictions so far have come true. So if I can foresee what’s happening and know what the public want, why can’t those useless twats in government foresee the same things? Well that’s easy to answer, they don’t want to. The latest fucking thing we have here is that Women now have more say in the workplace than men. If an employer has a job vacancy he must give it to someone with a turban or he will be prosecuted for racial issues. What a load of bollocks, if I have a job vacancy I should be able to give it to the best person irrespective of colour, sex, age or any other issue. So if our cross atlantic cousins are anything like us, Obama you don’t have a chance mate. You are too young, too black, too tall and too thin.

Lots of time, effort and patience are required. It would appear that now I have a base for a while and I am not moving from A to B and back again every week we should have a little more time to spend on the blog. Which will no doubt please a few regular mailers who keep telling me how they miss reading my daily activities. Sad Bastards, that’s all I can say. I think the way to go now, just to get us in the mood of things is to start with a image or 2 from our adult vacation website, as a few of you know we have a photographer down in the DR to take a few snaps and try prove that it wasn’t my photography that was bad but the girls that were too ugly. I still refuse to say that it was my camera skills, though to be fair our fist image does look as though she is a bit of a hottie, doesn’t she? I mean come on guys, who would fucking refuse that? Who would climb over this one to get to the missus. Fucking no one, well maybe someone like Stevie Wonder, but he wouldn’t know the difference would he? Good job he doesn’t read this blog as well, isn’t it. I am told that this stunning beauty is available for bookings in July, so don’t miss this one guys, if you are at the resort in July, give it a shot and let me know how you get on. I am ashamed to admit that last night I did something that I never imagined I would do, I shouted for Germany in a Soccer game. Yes the mighty Krauts did a great job by shoving it up those cheating gay men of Portugal. What a great night it was, topped off by watching the tears stroll down the pimply cheeks of Ronaldo. There is an old saying ‘what goes around, comes around’ and justice was finally done last night when the cheating bastards had to make an exit from the tournament. Well done Germany. I must finish now and get back to the forum, which as you will all know has given us a lot of sleepless nights this past 2 weeks, I am hopefull that all the teething problems have gone and we can now get back to normal. It has been a roller coaster 2 months but I can say with hand on heart that we are now back to normal, which means more blogging, more pics of the chicas on the sites and forum, more newsletters and hopefully more get togethers with guys in Dominican Republic and Costa Rica.

No comment on the match. Felt as sorry as a Yorkshireman can feel for a cockney, when Terry slipped and missed a penalty. I suppose he will now go on and make a fortune doing pizza adverts.

Sat here in the sun has it’s downfalls sometimes and today is one of them. It’s another public holiday and you would have trouble parking a skate board never mind trying to park a car. These fuckers are so ignornat, they feel nothing of parking across the driveway and blocking you in or out whatever the case may be. We had the same problem last month so I sent Richie out with a sharp screwdriver but it doesn’t seem to of made any difference. I get to the resort at noon and once again I am blocked in. Fuck em, I left the car in the middle of the road and now all traffic is blocked, I am waiting for the tow truck to arrive and drag me away, I will move it just as the twat pulls up. I have never heard as many cars sounding horns as the street is blocked now both ways. Fuck em. It’s the first time I have ever seen Frank in a panic.

Things seem to be going well at the Costa Rica Adult Resort, Lew booked for 2 weeks and has extended, we have our first testimonial on the Adult Travel Forum and hopefully once the testimonials and images start appearing we will start to generate more interest. I love Costa Rica, I really think it’s such a great place. The people, climate, scenery and of course girls make this a place that you should visit. This picture taken at sunset is one of my favorites and a stunning sunset can be viewed from your seat at the resort on a clear night. I can’t think of anything more tranquil than rubbing some pussy whilst watching the sun go down. I suppose all I am missing is a piece of pussy??

Her’s what Lew had to say today on the Adult Travel Forum.

Hivolt here, in CR Paradise!
I just extended my stay from 14 days to 17. Due to Richie’s GREAT recruiting talents and the AWESOME time I’m having.
Stay tuned for further up dates when I finally get home. This IS PARADISE!!!!!
Adios for now.
Hivolt

Keep an eye out for his trip report, it promises to be something special.

I am devastated as I sit here in my Caribbean abode, trying to tune in to anything in English and all I can get is the European Champions League final. Now for soccer pundits anywhere, to have 2 English teams in the final proves without doubt that English Football is at the moment the best in the World. I however have a problem when Englands 2 scum teams, 1 owned by a American and the other by a Russian are the ones we have to watch. It’s a fucking disgrace that they even allow those Red Bastards into Russia, I would divert the lot and send them to Siberia if I had the chance. St Peters Square will at this very moment be flowing with blue and red as they all supporters prepare for the game by drinking so much vodka, the authorities will think that Boris Yeltsin was tea total. So who’s going to win this game of the season, well to be honest I just don’t give a fuck.

With Leeds United on the way to Wembley, the weather here superb, my love life back on track, what more can a man wish for? Oh and yes the beers are cold. I have drunk so many over the last few day’s to celebrate the great Leeds victory that I look like a beached whale when I hit the beach. It’s only when I take Ana with me that I feel like the Adonis that I really am. But sitting in the shade next to her is not an ideal situation, every time she moves the sun gets me. She’s too tight to buy a parasol so she’s the only shade around.

I have gone back to the old slide show system on the web site after a few people asking where the old images were, so anyone wanting to check them out can get them here Adult Slideshow I will start to update these now with new girls and new resorts. I also have a full list of 2007 girls that we can add. So that will keep everyone happy and also free up some space on my drives.

Life goes well and then it has a habit of getting up and biting you up the arse. This happens to everyone at one time or the other and this great journey we are on is dependent not only on which road we take, but is also dependent on which crossroad we are led to in the first place. A very good friend and customer of our recently passed away with a heart attack.  Jerry, rest in peace my friend and may we all be so lucky to end our journey doing something that we enjoy.

Ernest Hemingway once remarked that his job as a writer was “to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it”! He wrote only about those aspects of life he has encountered personally: warfare, big game hunting, sport fishing, bullfighting etc. I try and put down what I see and as I see it. Sometimes it comes out ok, sometimes it doesn’t, that’s life as a boring git I suppose. yesterday I saw something that intrigued me more than usual. One of the girls here in C.R. has a few tattoos, me being a nosey bastard asked her how many she had in total and were there any hidden away for private viewing? The response I got made me think of the film Papillon. Talk about hiding a butterfly away. I think it was a butterfly, I was, I must admit a little distracted with the whole scene. I am not sure whether it was a butterfly or some kind of flower or maybe some celtic symbol. All I do know is that I want to be a fucking tattoo artist. I want to publish it on here but the Ana will start asking questions, don’t know if I dare take that risk. I have a couple of tattoos , from my misspent youth days. I once thought of getting my girlfriends name tattooed on my dick, however the name Victoria proved to be a little too long for my pecker, I suppose that Ana does have her good points now and again. This tattoo is fucking bugging the shit out of me, I am determined to get it out in public, may need to do some cropping here and there and just hope she doesn’t check the blog.
It can be difficult taking a adult vacationмебели when there is a language barrier. It’s not too bad now because most girls speak some English. But for the others I have devised a plan. All the girls are up to date with this and I even tried it on Ana and believe me it works great.
If the guys can’t communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off here is the solution. If the guy wan’t to have a fuck he must reach over and squeeze the chica’s right tit once. If he doesn’t want to have a fuck, he must reach over and squeeze the chica’s left tit once.
Now if the chica want’s a fuck she must reach over and pull on the clients dick once. If she doesn’t want a fuck she must reach over and pull on his dick Three Hundred and Fifty times….. Hard.
Now that must work.

Time flies when you’re having fun, so they say. I can’t believe we’ve been here for 5 days. All I seem to have done is eat and drink, so nothing new there at all. The weather here is great, just like England in summer. Warm enough for shorts and a T.Shirt without sweating your bollocks off. I have starting adding some pics of the Costa Rica Girls at the resort and I invite you all to take a peep.

I have Perry here at the moment so we have been catching up with old times and sharing a few jokes together. I must say that I can have a much better conversation with Perry than I can with Ana.

I am busy organizing tours and  other  places to visit with Diego, we are lucky that we have him on board with us, his fleet of 5 new vehicles and English speaking drivers will be an asset to us. Anyone who wants to read more about Diego and some of the Costa Rican Tours he offers should take a look at his web site. I can guarantee that everyone will be more than happy with this service.

The guys here take their first tour tomorrow to go see the Arenal Volcano, I have been there myself so I am sure they will have a great time. I myself will once again be glued to my online radio listening to the Leeds United game, where a resounding victory is once again on the cards.

Peace, quite, relaxed, falling asleep actually, yes you guessed it, I am in Costa Rica at last. Sitting here with my 2 thumbed typing skills, all I can here are a few birds singing and Ana snoring. Yup she’s at again, a 6am wake up call isn’t good for her, I thought it was Nora Batty getting in the queue for the check in at Santo Domingo airport this morning. The flights were on time, Diego our trusty driver was waiting for us and 10 minutes later we were at the resort. We have 4 days to get the girls organized and then let battle commence.

Fishing seems to be getting more and more popular, especially here in the Dominican Republic. I suppose being right on the beach helps to stir up the interest of guests and the rods and equipment we have on site is a bonus if you wake up early and fancy an hour on the beach trying to catch a few. All this I can understand, what does surprise me though is that it’s the girls who are showing more interest in this fishing lark than the guys. So beware, if you wake up for a piss at 6am and your chica has disappeared, the odds are that she’s on the beach fishing. Now I am all for this, gone are the days when woman should be kitchen slaves and just here to serve us guys, they do need to get out and enjoy the outdoors. So come on all you fishermen, where else can you have a fishing partner who will do more than bait up your tackle and play with your worms? It’s a toss up here which way to turn, 1 minute east and you can be fishing, 2 minutes west and you are on the golf course, so for people like myself it’s great. Fish in the morning, Golf in the afternoon and drink in the evening. What more can a guy want, except a chica or two, which I am not going to get into, well not in public anyway.

About 3 years ago I was invited to go to New York and do an interview with Howard Stern on live radio. At the time I was unaware how popular this guy was and I also didn’t have time to go to New York. Well we have been invited again to do another live broadcast with him. It would seem that he thinks that we have the same sense of humour. I am not sure how he knows that as we have never met. The initial invite came from a friend and business associate of his who visited us in 2005, this guy was manager to a pop star, I won’t give the name as that’s not what we do here, what I will say is that he was manager to someone who is in the top 10 of records sold in pop history, so quite a player. Anyway, Howard has sent me an invite, I can feel people in the same business shitting in their pants, worrying that I am going to over expose another location, well fuck em, if that’s what we want to do that’s what we will do. Are we here to push forward a business or are we here to fuck around like the rest? The fact is I don’t have time at the moment for Howard but we have him on the back burner, in case we need to use him at a future date. We are fully booked in the Dominican until June we are nearly full for May in Costa Rica so we don’t need the publicity at this time. Nice to know we are wanted though.

We have 9200 members now on the adult vacation forum I am wondering if we are the most popular adult community out their in cyber space? We must be one of the big boys now. I look at some other sites that sell adult vacations and some don’t even have a forum. Others have very little activity and others are just lacking in any information. The spirit we have created on the forum is a credit to the people who visit it and contribute on a regular basis. I think if I was looking to take an adult vacation it would be with Total Satisfaction Adult Holidays, just because of the forum. Everything you need to know is there for you to see and it’s not bullshit from some web master, it’s comments from people who have actually spent time with us. This is the real difference, that other sites don’t seem to be able to offer. I think the guys on the forum are great, I am not always agreeable in what they say, but that’s what happens in open forums and for every 1% that leave a negative comment we have 99% positives, so all in all we are going great guns.