Last night I was sitting in the living room and Ana said to me, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ she said.
So I got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out her wine. Fuck was she amused with that? No.. Anyway she´s stopped talking to me, no problem I can always get my doll ‘Big Titted Joe’ out of the cupboard. I think blow up sex dolls are great. I mean, where else would you find a woman that always looks shocked at the size of your cock? The only problem with mine is that she is always sick, her nose is always running, it must be the flu. A few mates chipped in for it on my birthday in April, and I have to say that she has been very obliging. In fact I would suggest that all you good people who can´t afford a sex vacation at the moment, due to the recession or a greedy bitch of a wife, then try the old plastic alternative. I have even heard that you can get them with hairy pussy´s, maybe they are the German variety, I don´t know but as long as it doesn´t stink like a Haus Frau’s wellington boot, who gives flying fuck? I wonder if you can get them with tattoos on them, I mean inked women are all the rage at the moment aren´t they. I have some nice tattoo shots from some our girls from the past, I must remember to share them with you all sometime soon.

Well here we are again. After the theft of all my office info, getting back has been a nightmare. Just shows how thieving bastards can disrupt things. Anyway, let´s forget about all that shit and move on. I have started adding your Adult Vacation Girls for June and July on the adult vacation forum, I also hope to get them up on the web site shortly. Now talk about a set of tits, come on guys what are we talking about here? I am led to believe that they are naturals too, but I can’t verify that from personal experience.

After a good chat with Norse I decided to do a bit of upgrading, I didn’t know where to start so I did what I always do, I thought about Ana, a upgrade of her seemed to natural to miss out on. I have done my best with this but feel that not even Norse can assist me any more with this one…

Upgrading to Wife 2.0

(www.upgradeana.com)
I decided to upgrade Ana from Girlfriend 2.0 to Wife 2.0 and found that it’s a fucking memory nightmare leaving very little system resources for other applications. I am now noticing that Wife 2.0 is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the fucking brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 2.0 installs itself such that it is always lauched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. I’m finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, PubNight 7.0, and Porn.com are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 2.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features i’d like to see in the very soon to be released upcoming Wife 3.0. - A “Don’t remind me again” button - Minimize button - An install shield feature that allows Wife 3.0 to be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources. - An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful. I then decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid fucking bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn’t work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing that sucks - all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the disadvantages of upgrading to Wife 2.0

***** BUG WARNING **************** Wife 2.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.7 before uninstalling Wife 2.0, Wife 2.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.7 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

*** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *************** To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.7 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 2.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.7 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.

*** UPGRADE VERSION ***************** Although advertised as being Plug’n'Play, installing the Upgrade version of Wife 2.0 results in several of the better features of Girlfriend 2.0 refusing to continue working. The supposed compatibility with Fast-Car 3.6 & Ski Holiday 6.2 is also flawed, and launching these applications results in strange noises and error messages. Wife 2.0 also appears to be totally incompatible with all previous versions of BEST MATE, and some users have reported that continued use of BEST MATE can lead to unwanted sharing of resources and I/O ports unless the System Agent is installed as a background task.

*** SUMMARY ******************************* It appears that Girlfriend 2.0 is still one of the best products on the market, especially just after installation. Though not as much fun as CASUALSHAG 63.8 for the power user, it remains relatively reliable and easy on system resources. The timeout feature of Girlfriend is the major problem, and in severe cases can force the user to upgrade to Wife 2.0 with dire consequences on system health.

I suppose we all have a passion for a blow job, the question is who gives the best one? One things for sure it’s not your wife is it? Anyway, as I have done a lot of travelling I thought I would look through the old black book of mine and try and work out which nation have the best cock suckers. Firstly, let me say that the US are fucking miles off the drift, they are either too fat, too lazy or they have those shiny false teeth that they won’t let anything touch unless it’s covered in spearmint, and mints and dicks don’t go together do they? Thank fuck I don’t live in the States, I think I would end up being a queer. I am led to believe that the Dominicans give good head, I can’t comment from a personal point of view as I have never been there whilst a batchelor. However from a very good source I can reveal that they are not bad. The Venezuelans, now they give nice blow jobs but you have to get your cock in and pray that her phone doesn’t ring, if that fucker rings forget it, she will be on the old blower for so long that your cock will shrink back like a fucking tortoises neck after it’s eaten it’s lettuce. The English, they are decent I suppose, though there habit of not cleaning their teeth can be off putting, as I don’t wash my dick so often it never worried me, but for the hygienic stalwarts out there, it can be distressful. Now the Africans, before they were all riddled with aids, were supposed be good too, must be those fat lips that did it. Imagine trying it now, it would be like blow job roulette, Russian style. When I lived there I only fucked the maid, and her sisters, and cousins, and friends so I don’t have enough experience to comment, but I do know a big white racist Afrikaner who says they are fantastic, much better than his white wife, and sister and daughter. Anyway, back to the discussion, I wonder what those guys in these cults and communes in the US think about this? What about the Mormon’s, now they are all dirty fuckers, I mean who would take a adult vacation if he had 6 wife’s? One for each day of the week, miss out Sunday for the fishing. You can have a wife for fucking, one for blow jobs, one for anal, one for wanking, one for beating up and one to clean the boat and get the rods ready, sound like my type of marriage? I must admit I am not into those sect and cult fuckers, something strange with them. Asia has good blow job credentials, ok the curry and chilli from the pakis can cause a little discomfort, but nothing a few ice cubes can’t sort out. But in my opinion, the best of the best are from Bangkok, especially the boys, they know how to treat a man. I must find that pic of my best man.

Over the past months I have posted funny pictures and jokes on the blog to be viewed by people who I thought shared the same sense of humour. Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow. If you were one of these people, please accept my humblest apologies. From now on I will only post blogs, send emails or answer questions with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting structures. So no more pussy, no more calling Dave Metzger an ugly bastard, no more anything untoward at all.

I don’t suppose we have any Mexican readers so this won’t count.
A Mexican family was considering putting their Grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home.
All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
“How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful”, says Grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You
know, since you are a little different from everyone”.
“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents”, Abuelo says with a
big smile.

“There’s a musician here — he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ‘Maestro’!”

“There is a judge in here — he’s 95 years old. He hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ‘Your Honor’!”

“There’s a dentist here – 90 years old. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone
still calls him ‘Doctor’!”

“And me — I haven’t had sex for 35 years and they still call me “The Fucking Mexican”!

I’m back! I’m rehabilitated! I’m allowed out on my own again. I’ve got my job with the Blog back.
First of all I would like to express my thanks for all the letters, faxes, emails
and cards I received wishing me luck during my illness (all one of them). I suppose I should explain to everyone that I wasn’t really sick. It was what us writers call a ‘literary device’ enabling me to move my writing in new directions. It was a really nice thought though! Thank you.
I am going to keep the pretence of having been away going for a few more months however. That way, I can write about all the things I’ve missed while I’ve been away. And all the things I’ve not missed. You know, all the things about living in Venezuela that piss me off. Now I know this is technically Ana’s territory but like I said, I’m moving my writing in new directions.
I’m sure she will understand, we’re all on the Adult Vacations team after all. Talking of ‘Adult Vacations’, at a recent team building session it was pointed out that there was no ‘fucking’ in ‘Adult Vacations’ (and yes, the person talking about it really did do that annoying little action with her fingers).
Anyway, back to things that piss me off about living in here.
First thing is all the petty little government officials (police officers, government officials, beach sellers and waiters) who insist on speaking ultra fast Spanish instead of nice easy paced Spanish (yeah, guess who’s just got his fucking tax retuen). Now I don’t expect preferential treatment because I’m English, but I do expect equal treatment. I mean there’s only one official languages here, and Spanish Rapido isn’t it!
Next, is anyone else sick of shop girls looking at you like you’re stupid because you didn’t quite catch if they said ‘setenta’ (70) or ‘sesenta’ (60)? They do sound alike, don’t they? Or maybe it’s just me.
The next thing that annoys me is why, even though I’ve lived in Venezuela for years, why do I still, every now and then, go to open the door on the wrong side of the car? I always feel so fucking stupid, sitting there looking at the glove box, wondering who’s nicked the steering wheel.
And another thing, whenever I’ve done it, there’s always, and I mean always, someone watching. Last time it happened to me (earlier today) it was a smug looking Copper, sitting there in his air conditioned, personalised paint colour top-of-the range fucking Government Car. How cool he thought he looked sitting there in Sambil’s car park I’ll never know. Bastard!
Time before that it was a fucking hooker, who gave a knowing nod, as if to say, ‘thought so’.
Also, why oh why can’t I get a decent deep crust pizza here? I’m sick of having to go to find a Pizza Hut in order to get a halfway filling pepperoni and onion.
And don’t even get me started on the thin, half cooked, greasy, anaemic looking worm casts that pass for chips here. I would hesitate before I fed them to a dog. A starving dog. A starving dog with a penchant for soggy potatoes.
And while we’re on the subject of food, why is there only one Kentucky Fried Chicken here on the Island? Fuck all the problems about water, pollution, green house gases and the credit crunch. Where are all the fucking KFCs? That’s what the politicians should be worrying about. Why don’t they get their priorities right?
And what about the noise? The fucking noise! Car horns, mopeds, fireworks, shouting, screaming kids, rubbish trucks, building sites. I’m surprised there are so many cemeteries here. How the fuck all the noise doesn’t wake their inhabitants I’ll never know.
Finally, what about this weird sense of time they have over here? I had a meeting a while back with a senior figure in a large company. The meeting was scheduled for 10am. At 10:40 the receptionist suggested I should go for a coffee at a nearby café. When I returned at 11:10 there was still no sign of my appointee. At twenty past eleven he finally showed up. But what really got me, and I mean what really got my back right up, was that he never even apologised. I was fuming. But when I told Ana about it she just shrugged her shoulders and said, “Ah well, that’s Margarita!” No it isn’t. It’s fucking bad manners, that’s all.

Well that’s just about all the time I have for today. I just have enough time to mention that, if you’re thinking about writing to me to complain about me slagging off anyone on here, try to come up with something original or just don’t fucking bother.

Well my 2 week vacation has come to an end. It was nice to get back to Margarita and catch up with everyone. Same faces, same great people, just a bit more expensive and a few more Russians around. The politics there are crazy at the moment and if the man in red gets his way I can see it going the way of Cuba. I am hoping that’s not the case as we have some more premises there that we want to get up and running. I had a few good meetings over the last 2 weeks and if the politics quieten down and they can get some tourist confidence back then we will maybe open up again on the Island. Otherwise it will be just the 2 locations in the Dominican republic for 2009. No, before you ask the second location will not be in Boca Chica. In fact I read the following amazing shit on a forum whilst in Venezuela. No wonder no fucker wants to go there..

Question.

2. Boca Chica has deteriorated over the past 25 years, transforming itself into a depressed center for drugs, prostitution and what usually comes with that territory. The local street walkers are well aware of the allure that brings intl tourists to the local sex trade, and many of these tourists fall prey to what appears to be a very loose and liberal environment, unaware of the traps they will encounter and the risk they run in the process.

4. From the top of my head. Five Europeans shot or stabbed to death the last couple of years. Four Italians and one German. Two of them were regular tourists, the other three residents. I’m not speculating in the reason behind I’m just adding these facts to the bigger picture. Over and out.

5. Maybe Todobien’s friend is talking about the area of boca chica La Duarte near the pista and burger king area.

I’ve been going to BC for many years and never felt any dangers on duarte but recently I was takent to the “esqina caliente” which is were everyone goes after the bars close.

To my suprise, within minutes of my arrival I say a guy get into a fist fight with his girlfriend and her sister in the middle of the street. After punching her 5-6 in the face he casually got on this bike and took off.

Absolutely no police presence at this spot, lots of drugs, and completly out of control. As I was leaving I saw a drugged out girl standing in the middle of the street blocking traffic and threating to throw bottles at oncoming cars until she was dragged off.

So after all our research we had a choice, Boca Chica or The Gaza Strip….

Boca Chica lost the vote……..

From:dominicanguy@live.
To:bookings@gfexp

Well Paul here you are you were right as usual.  Now I am more pissed off than ever. Post this if you want, if not, once again you are right.  Oh yes I made a comment at one time stating Paco from TAV detests streetwalkers.  Well guess what when I was there late one night coming back from the Boat House he is out back with two girls he picked up off the street giving them an interview.  So not only does he keep his girls in his club he evidently picks them up off the street for his club.

Thanks Paul Regards from the Frozen North

Well fuck me now Paul’s a fortune teller remember his comments await the next news cast from them. I can just imagine. Don’t listen to AK he is a bad man, he was not a good guest, nobody likes him. Well true to what Paul said the shit hit the fan.  This one guy I met a year or so ago says he has “some insight to the man” meaning me.  Shit I had some great conversations with him you know the type of guy 400 pounds great to have a conversation with you say one word and he babels on for an hour.  Give me a break I don’t even think he has been there in a year and he doesn’t know me in the least.  Oh my aching ass.  This other guy says he met me during my visit and says I am not the friendliest guy. This guy pays a lot extra for a nicer room in the back because they are full rents a car and has his reserved girl shit yes he’s happy and spent a hell of a lot more money.  And yes as far as he was concerned I was not the friendliest guy.  This guy has a few, walks up to me throws his arm around me, then breathes in my face “heh buddy how’s it going”.  Get a life buddy and go away.  Heh I am a friendly guy remember the “Elephant Man” Paul said 11 of 12 guys wouldn’t have anything to do with him ?  I was number 12.  Again Paul was right so if you have a problem with Paul’s comments about the Elephant Man I can tell you they are 100% true. No one ever does dispute the facts just limp shit like I should have had Verizon . Oh really I live in dumb fuck Alaska they don’t have Verizon and why should I pay for an international plan just in case the guy doesn’t pick me up on time. Oh my aching ass. Hell I just wanted to be picked up on time and not been lied to when the guy was late its that easy.  I know what Frank would have done he would have said shut the fuck up AK I am late and get in the car heh I am good with that.   I finally have to write some nice shit to get everybody off my ass.  I do like an open and uncensored forum but now I fully understand why Paul’s forum is run the way it is and I assume he spends a fair amount of time getting the facts out good and bad and taking care of bullshit like these guys write. The TS forum is much bigger and the potential for problems much larger.  Well that should take care of anything I have said about the TS forum.  Look in the end I am just a guy who wants a nice clean room, a hot chica, a cold beer, and not to be lied to and jerked around. When you promise something deliver its simple.   I recently read a testimonial from Flash59 on the TS forum now that’s a fucking vacation perfect !!!!!!

Fresh from my email, AkFrozen, ex top gun at TAV has finally spoken with his testimonial.

Ok now its time to talk about what not to do to one of your best clients does not matter where.  I still hope Mytime has not figured out that I am dominicanguy on the TS website.  I hope no one tells him.
This will be sent for post on the TAV website also.
Not a good trip
Ok after two days of travel and much pain and suffering to get to the DR I arrive in my old home.  To my surprise there is no one there I wait for about 45 minutes until I see Paco I almost took a cab.  The excuse was he could not find a parking spot to which I told him BS.  I wandered around the parking lot looking for the car and none was to be found.  I speak some espaniol so I asked the local police to look also he knew Paco and even was on the watch for him.  As far as I was concerned I was lied to and I do not appreciate it.  If you screw up say so I can accept that.  Besides how long has he been doing this not a new thing you know total BS.
Ok so I am fuming really pissed just want to get a girl and get settled no problem.  Arrived at Pacos “house, club, or whatever you want to call it”  a line up of 7 girls half of which I knew.  All pretty good not too bad and of course I knew quite a few. After the pleasantries picked out one I had been with before no problem.  I was informed another guest had her reserved in another couple of days oh well took her anyway.  By the way I don’t care for the reserved girl thing even for me but heh that’s the way it is.  I was happy but still pissed about waiting in the hot Dominican sun for 45 minutes.  But hopeful things would get better they didn’t.
Was put in room 3 no problem with me not the best no TV and a small room but what do you need the room for anyway right ???  Picked up another girl for the evening and was moved to a larger much nicer room with TV etc for my comfort no problem I was happy and things were looking up.  The next day changed girls no problems there the new girl was great.  Then during my afternoon “event” a knock at my door from the staff telling me I had to move again this time for a new client, this time to room 4.  Now I am pissed again really pissed.  Originally I was told the resort was full and I agreed to move to the back apartments which I had no problem with all I could think of was what was going on.  And anyway you don’t just interrupt some one and tell them to move there is a new client on the way it just is not done that way.  So anyway ended up in the apartment where I thought I was supposed to be.  OK now I am somewhat happy again no more moves ahhhh to relax.  But wait the next day I am told to move again by the staff now I am pissed again three days and how many rooms ?????  OK Paco is out with the clients on the jet ski I told the staff to call him and get his butt over to the resort I just wanted an explanation as to what was up.  He shows up we start to talk his cell phone goes off he answers it and off he goes not to be seen again.  Now I am beyond pissed you just don’t treat good customers like that any customer for that matter its very rude to say the least. So I throw my stuff in the room take a walk to the Boat House alone have a couple of beers and chill out.  Back to the resort apologize to the girl and staff for having a case of the ass and try to get back into it.  After a so so meal from the restaurant (food is not what it used to be) and drinks with the other clients I go up to the room mind you I haven’t been in it all day.  No top sheet, bedspread smelled like some kind of oil or insecticide and at least 1000 mosquitoes but the room did have a TV oh but it didn’t work no windows but what do you need windows for.  On the up side the air conditioner did work.  I have stayed in one star places that were better.  The girl I was with did try to make the best of a bad situation she was very apologetic and did what she could.  Got to hand it to the girls at TAV they are the best.
Ok paid my bill made sure all was correct I don’t like having to owe I usually pay up front asked Paco if we were all square no problem.  Went on with my usual walk on the beach relax and had a good time talking with some great guys who were there.  Met a couple of guys I had talked with on the internet and in general had a pretty good time.  The staff at TAV are outstanding always taking care of you with drinks and anything else you may need.  Obviously they are not in charge of the rooms or other stuff like that.  Chatted with the girls I had made friends with before and had a pretty good time.  Things were looking up but of course 4 days wasted. I took off and went to the Boat House and chilled out till closing Paco took the rest of the clients to Duarte street but I was not interested nothing but wacos and hookers seen one you seen them all.  On the way to the Boat House I don’t know how many times I had to say “no dinero para cuca” translated it means no money for pussy.  Not many tourists so the streetwalkers were on me like flies probably my fault because I was on my own but heh a lighted street with police everywhere what the hell.  Paco put out the word we would go to SD the next night for dinner and to visit a strip club he would be there at 7 heh I was pumped finally one of the famous trips.  Well that night guess who doesn’t show up until after 8 yes the ringmaster himself. At about 7:45 we all just decided to have the usual by now boring restaurant stuff from Da Nancy’s when he showed up I asked him what was up he just said well everyone has already had dinner.  Shit we could have at least gone to the strip club or better yet Paco could have been on time.
Ok time to leave probably could have stayed longer but had an important appointment somewhere else I decided not to miss and not having fun anyway.  So an hour before I leave Paco asked for more money.  Remember I paid my bill and made sure we were straight.  Paco insisted I owed him more.  Fortunate I had my computer with me and the invoice was in an email from Jen.  I showed it to him and bluntly told him I didn’t owe him anything he still was not convinced.  After a couple of emails to Jen and a phone call it got straight.  Point is I felt like I was asked for additional funds for my visit. I don’t know if it was an honest mistake or not but I had made a good faith effort to make sure I was paid in full and the question should have never came up.
Will I go back NO.  Sorry but that’s the way it is.  It takes me a lot of money and time to go on a vacation just to travel is expensive and time consuming.  Jen and Al are great people but Paco has got to get it together.  Just my opinion..

Well, fuck me, it get’s better. No TV’s in all the rooms, no clean bedding, mozzies, no edible food, asking for money at the end of the week. Tut, Tut. What about the issue of TAV don’t own the place, they are just fucking booking agents who cast there clients to the hungry jaws of local people. In times of hardship, with not many tourists to screw it is no suprise that they will try and screw the clients, I mean they are just guys enjoying a break with a nice girl. It can make you gullible. I mean you would maybe even be able to get 20 cents from Metzger? though I doubt it. I await the next news cast from them. I can just imagine. Don’t listen to AK he is a bad man, he was not a good guest, nobody likes him. I can’t fucking wait. I love it. The best thing about me is I have a memory like a fucking Elephant. What a load of lieing deceitfull fuckers we have found in this hornets nest. Lets wait till the first guy askd for a medical from their girls, or gets a STD and get’s the elbow, or get’s food poisoning and the food isn’t made on the premises, or as in the past at Boca Chica  gets mugged or brutally assaulted and they all say well it’s not my responsibilty, I just book the guys, then I pass them on to a third party. It’s very important that guys or girls taking this type of vacation ask the important questions. Are you insured? Do you own the premises? Do your girls have up to date medical reports? Do the girls live on the property? Do you have a TV with satellite in each room? Are you passing me on to a 3rd party? Do you cook your own food on the premises? Do you have any hidden extra costs? I can say yes to all those, what can the rest say???????????????????????????????????????

Bob, many thanks for your honesty, at least you and I play on a level field and call a spade a spade.

Here we go then, from the oppositions top customer.
Yes Paul was right Boca Chica has gone way downhill since my visit last September.  I could not believe the change if it wasn’t bad then it is now pretty bad (one for Paul).  I lived there for a while last year and it was OK but now its really bad.  No tourists so the locals are getting hungry and I was hassled everywhere I went.  If its one thing I hate its to be grabbed by the arm by a cheap hooker begging for money.  Even the guy bringing food from the restaurant was pumping me for change.  I cant tell you how many times I was hustled just walking from the resort to the Boat House.  The beach that used to be cleaned every morning now is showing signs of nobody giving a shit. I have been to Juan Dolio and it is an upscale place, nice beach clean and very beautiful its just hard to swim in the ocean because of the coral but then again maybe good snorkeling.
I did state all of the girls on the web site where there I was wrong they are not, some haven’t worked there for some time.  In all honesty I did have that impression from my previous visits but its not true now sorry. I don’t know what’s up on that one I was just wrong wrong wrong again.  And yes they do work at a club by the airport sorry but that is true but remember I didn’t contest that.  I just said Paul didn’t get his girls from the local church or does he ?????? fuck I don’t know.  But speaking of girls they were good and I didn’t have a problem with any of them just fucking honest again. The food at Da Nancy’s has taken a dive again I don’t know why .  Had a guy there who was an executive chef he said it was ok nothing great except for one meal he said it was a plate of vomit hell I don’t know on that one either. Personally I didn’t think it was up to standard.  Ate at the Boat House one day they used to get food from the best restaurants now do it themselves cheap but not really really good.  They do have a guy that does a real southern BBQ come in on the weekends and its really good but certainly the exception.  Chalk another one up for Mr. Baxter ohhh shit !!!!!!! At one time I also stated that resort sponsored trips to Santa Doming and other places of interest were free wrong again.  At the end of your stay you may be charged for “extras” which is the difference of what it would cost at TAV versus a restaurant in SD.  Sometimes the cost can be substantial sometimes not but to get a surprise bill at the end of your stay is not good. I honestly thought this was not happening any more but heh its recent news sorry.

If Paul allows tomorrow what not to do to one of your best clients and supporters

Well, well, what am I to say? Of course he can. If nothing else it saves me writing a load of crap to keep the blog going. I feel like a dog with 2 dicks at the moment. Fucking Hell what can I say? From the best customer they have, Boca Chica is a shit hole, Getting husteled by hookers and beggars on every corner, The beach doesn’t get cleaned in the off season, The girls come from a local brothal, so they fuck by the hour when they don’t work for the opposition, They don’t make their own food, it does come from a local restaurant who are now serving plates of spew. There are no free trips, they are billed at the end of the stay for any trips/tours. Now don’t say I didn’t tell you……