January 4, 2012

2012

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 10:48 am

Well that’s the end of 2011, thank fuck. It’s got to be the worst year ever. The economy across the World has affected everyone. Let’s all hope that this year we get a little more luck instead of all this doom and gloom. People just can’t afford to fuck anymore and that’s an issue that we need to address. I mean work out what it costs to keep your wife for a week. Food, clothes, shopping, hair, nails, car, fuel, for fucks sake you could have 4 weeks with us for the price of 1 week with the wife. It’s a no brainer guys. No more floppy arse, saggy tits or consistent nagging, get your brains in gear and do it quickly. Book an Adult Vacation before it’s too late and the missus has spent all your hard earned money.

December 13, 2011

Extra Flights to Santo Domingo

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 7:33 am

American Airlines announced that it’s expanding its service to Dominican Republic, increasing the number of daily flights between Miami and Santo Domingo and Miami and Punta Cana, and incorporating an aircraft with higher capacity for passengers in the Santo Domingo to New York route.

Starting December 2, American added a new frequency to the flight to Miami International Airport  from Santo Domingo’s Las Americas International Airport.

With this new frequency the airline offers flights in the route four times each day. American uses Boeing 757 aircraft with a capacity for 188 passengers and Boeing 767 with a capacity for 225 passengers in this route.

December 12, 2011

Merry Xmas from HMS OCEAN

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 4:30 pm

From our gallant service men and women.

Merry Xmas

December 11, 2011

Only in America

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 10:49 am

A bird hunter was shot in the arse – after his dog stepped on a shotgun.

The 46-year-old was duck hunting with friends when the accident happened.

The man was climbing out of a boat when his pet dog trod on the 12-guage gun.

It wasn’t known whether the firearm’s safety catch was on at the time.

Utah Sheriff’s Deputy Kevin Potter said the man was hit from about 10 feet away with 27 pellets of birdshot.

He said the man was not seriously injured, in part because he was wearing waders.

The man was treated at a nearby hospital.

Back on the ball.

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 10:38 am

I have stopped blogging for a while now. Not that I don’t want to do it, but I am getting spammed to death by all those tossers selling crap.

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But not to be outdone and as business is picking up at the resort I aim to start again with some news, some views and a few jokes. Cheers

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