It seems that up until now, scientific consensus has placed the divergence of man from the ape line five to six million years ago (based on “genetic distances”). But newly discovered fossils in Ethiopia place the divergence at least twice as far back, and perhaps as long ago as 20 million years. They also largely put to rest any doubts that man and modern apes both emerged from Africa. From the article: “The trail in the hunt for physical evidence of our human ancestors goes cold some six or seven million years ago… Beyond that… fossils of early humans from the Miocene period, 23 to five million years ago, disappear. Fossils of early apes especially during the critical period of 14 to eight million years ago were virtually non-existent — until now… [T]he new fossils, dubbed ‘Chororapithecus abyssinicus’ by the team of Japanese and Ethiopian paleo-anthropologists who found them, place the early ancestors of the modern day gorilla 10 to 10.5 million years in the past, suggesting that the human-ape split occurred before that.”

The resort’s own scientific team, headed by Chief scientist Ana, has done its own research and comes to a drastic different conclusion. Close study of a group of several species from Yorkshire , United Kingdom is performed on a daily base at the resort faculties.  This study  prooves  that behaviour and looks indicate the split between humans and apes in that region of the world has not taken place yet.

“Old” is when: Ana says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you
answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

“Old” is when: The chicas compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you’re barefoot.

“Old” is when: You don’t care where your chica goes, just as long as you
don’t have to go along.

“Old” is when: You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
Frank.

Paul was not home at his usual hour, and Ana was fuming, as the
clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at
the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was Paul, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. ‘Do you realize
what time it is,” she said. He answered, “don’t get excited, I’m late
because I bought something for the house.” Immediately her attitude changed,
and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she said, “What did you
buy for the house, dear?” His answer was, “A round of drinks!”

Back to why old man like young women, our last week discussion.  

At 85 years, Chris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites.

She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes there’s a knock on the door and there old Chris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.

Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they’re laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, “I am really impressed that a guy your age has enough juice to go for it three times. I’ve been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one…..you’re great Chris” 

Chris looks confused, turns to her, and says, “Was I already here?”

There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Canadian sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. The Englishman says to the Frenchman, “So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?”

“Well,” says the Frenchman, “After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her body. then I gently blow them off with a soft,even breath, and that drives her wild.”

Then the Frenchman says, “And what do you do to drive your wife wild?” To which the Englishman replies, “After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!”

Then the pair turn to the Canadian and ask him what he does. “Naawww you don’t want to know what I do” he says. So they buy him a few more drinks and he loosens up a bit more, and again, they ask him what he does. “Well..,” he says, “When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my dick off on the curtain. And that REALLY drives her wild.”