I was watching the Glastonbury festival last night. Great music as always and one of the best voices today was performing. Amy Winehouse, maybe the worst role model in the UK was in great form. The fact she looked full of drugs, kept lifting her skirt up and then took a punch at a spectator didn’t seem to matter as she blasted out all her hits, including my favourite, Rehab. Now we all know our Amy has a few problems, drink, drugs and being married to a total wanker are just a few but I wish she would sort herself out, because if she doesn’t her only hope in the future is to turn to politics. Talking of politics, is America ready for a black President? I don’t think so. But being a Brit what do I know about American politics? If the politicians over the pond are anything like the bunch of dick heads here it’s not worth voting anyway. A local by election was held here in the UK last week and the BNP got more more votes than the Labour Party. I know there is a lot of people who think the BNP are just a bunch of racist skinheads but I actually believe that they are the next force in British Politics. I did a blog last year giving my thoughts on this when Brown became Prime Minister here and guess what? All my predictions so far have come true. So if I can foresee what’s happening and know what the public want, why can’t those useless twats in government foresee the same things? Well that’s easy to answer, they don’t want to. The latest fucking thing we have here is that Women now have more say in the workplace than men. If an employer has a job vacancy he must give it to someone with a turban or he will be prosecuted for racial issues. What a load of bollocks, if I have a job vacancy I should be able to give it to the best person irrespective of colour, sex, age or any other issue. So if our cross atlantic cousins are anything like us, Obama you don’t have a chance mate. You are too young, too black, too tall and too thin.

Lots of time, effort and patience are required. It would appear that now I have a base for a while and I am not moving from A to B and back again every week we should have a little more time to spend on the blog. Which will no doubt please a few regular mailers who keep telling me how they miss reading my daily activities. Sad Bastards, that’s all I can say. I think the way to go now, just to get us in the mood of things is to start with a image or 2 from our adult vacation website, as a few of you know we have a photographer down in the DR to take a few snaps and try prove that it wasn’t my photography that was bad but the girls that were too ugly. I still refuse to say that it was my camera skills, though to be fair our fist image does look as though she is a bit of a hottie, doesn’t she? I mean come on guys, who would fucking refuse that? Who would climb over this one to get to the missus. Fucking no one, well maybe someone like Stevie Wonder, but he wouldn’t know the difference would he? Good job he doesn’t read this blog as well, isn’t it. I am told that this stunning beauty is available for bookings in July, so don’t miss this one guys, if you are at the resort in July, give it a shot and let me know how you get on. I am ashamed to admit that last night I did something that I never imagined I would do, I shouted for Germany in a Soccer game. Yes the mighty Krauts did a great job by shoving it up those cheating gay men of Portugal. What a great night it was, topped off by watching the tears stroll down the pimply cheeks of Ronaldo. There is an old saying ‘what goes around, comes around’ and justice was finally done last night when the cheating bastards had to make an exit from the tournament. Well done Germany. I must finish now and get back to the forum, which as you will all know has given us a lot of sleepless nights this past 2 weeks, I am hopefull that all the teething problems have gone and we can now get back to normal. It has been a roller coaster 2 months but I can say with hand on heart that we are now back to normal, which means more blogging, more pics of the chicas on the sites and forum, more newsletters and hopefully more get togethers with guys in Dominican Republic and Costa Rica.