As a Brit. I don’t know too much about politics in the US, what I know is from knowlege gained from watching the news and reading the papers. I do know from my frequent visits to the States and from our many customers from the US that old Dubya wasn’t too popular. I think a lot of the Yanks were not very happy about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. You weren’t happy, what about us poor fuckers in the UK. It had fuck all to do with us but that twat Blair sent the boys over as his head was so far up Dubyas arse. Bush said ‘Jump’ Blair asked ‘How high’? Anyway as we are smothered now every night in the UK with the politics in the USA I thought I would add my thoughts. I don’t want anyone getting upset about my opinions, they are not meant to upset any of my guests or good friends over the water. They are just opinions. Firstly is America ready for a Black President? I am not sure that they are. With such a diverse geography there are a lot of regions that won’t vote it, that’s a fact. There are other areas where the blacks are the majority so that vote is in the bag. Who will get the Spanish vote? which in Florida and California is massive. I don’t know. Obama is anti war now, what’s he going to do about the Russians then, who are in my opinion quite right at the moment by saying fuck you USA if we want to nick a Country or 2 we will do and if you don’t like it, tough. Oh and by the way we have just tested another long range nuclear missile. I mean to be fair I am fucking fed up with us all telling other Countries what to do and how to do it. If they all want to kill each other, let em get on with it. If they want to work for 2 cents a day, let em do it. What has the police system in China got to do with us? What has the political situation in Timbucktoo got to do with us? Nothing. All these fucking immigrants in the UK telling us what we should do and how we should do it, well fuck em, that’s what I say. The US is a little different, a new Country really, certainly a young one. The Brits gave them the Country after the war of indipendence, where they had to gang up with the French to put up any kind of show. 220 years later and they think they can boss us around a bit. Well in the case of the Brits they can, but these Ruskies are a different story. Has Obama got the balls to stand up to them? I doubt it. McCain I think does have the balls, whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing is something we will see in time. Bush had the balls but fucked up in the first Gulf War, once we had them we should of finished them but we didn’t, we came home. Now look at the fuck up we have. Poles released in the UK today show Obama to be in the lead, so we will just have to see. I am sticking my £5 on McCain and no, I am not a fucking racist.

I have at last returned from my annual vacation. Not a sex vacation as Ana and I didn’t spend too much time together, I was engrossed in the Olympics and spent 14 hours a day watching them. The Chinese cheating, the Cubans hitting referees, the Americans bending the rules in the Basketball final, the Brits doing fantastic and the pussy in the syncronised swimming weren’t bad either.

The best part was the opening ceremony when the little 9 year old singer Lin Miaoke launched into Ode to the Motherland at the opening ceremony and became an instant star. World headlines rang out with praises.”Tiny singer wins heart of nation,”  “Little girl sings, impresses the world,” gushed one headline, in reference to Lin’s appearance on the front of the New York Times. Countless articles lauded the girl in the red dress who “lent her voice” to the occasion. I must admit that I was impressed myself because the slant eyes are not known for there vocal skills are they? Though I do know a decent Thai Massage place in the US where they have a screamer, but I always put that down to me having a big cock. Anyway after all the praises for young Lin the truth was revealed, it wasn’t her singing after all it was the voice of another angel that we were listening to.The recording to which Lin mouthed along on Friday was by the even younger Yang Peiyi. But the Red Army Generals decided that she was too ugly to be seen on World T.V. so they used Lin as a decoy. It seems that Yang’s uneven teeth, were considered potentially damaging to China’s international image. They reckoned it was in the national interest. ”It is the image of our national music, national culture. Especially the entrance of our national flag; this is an extremely important, extremely serious matter,” Chen Qigang, the event’s general music designer explained to a Beijing radio station. He thought it was fair to use one voice and another face to create the perfect image of todays China. Research by Daniel Hamermesh, an economist at the University of Texas, has suggested that the “beauty premium” in parts of China is far more pronounced than in the west for women. Dr Hamermesh’s work shows that ugly people earn below the average income while beautiful people earn more. Fucking Hell I need to go work in China if that’s true. I mean come on, let’s be honest here, there will never be a Chinese winner of Miss World will there? I mean they are fucking dog ugly, and I mean that with respect to all you slant eyed fuckers that may be reading this. You lot not only have little dicks but you are fucking ugly. All that looking at the sunset without Ray Banns has caught up with you over the years.