I just got my arse kicked. My old friend Norse the Viking says he looked forward to reading all the crap I write and he was a little upset that it isn’t being done any more. He must think I have fuck all else do than write shit on here. However as it was once popular and as I did in my past life enjoy writing shit about things I am once again going to try and get my arse in gear and do what I do best which is talk a load of bollocks. I think the topic to start us off with should be about guys going to the Dominican Republic for a nice weeks fucking. Those were the days when I could also do that, but as it’s the 1st of November and election fever has hit all you guys in the US lets kick off with the election race. I think McCain will win. Right that’s the US politics taken care of, unless we want to discuss Palin? She’s the only thing worth talking about, McCain has a false smile and looks uncomfortable, Obama is a fucking Muslim, and a black one at that so I can’t vote for him and as you don’t have a candidate from the MRLP like we do in the UK who can we vote for. If it’s courage you want then vote for McCain, if it’s civil rights then vote Obama, but if it’s just a good old fashioned wank you are looking for then Palin must get the vote. She says she’s like a Rottweiler, well she can suck on my bone anytime. 6/4 looks a good bet at the moment for McCain and she will be the one they are voting for, especially the wankers and there are a lot of them in the US. I have met a few. Whatever happens be care full if that fucking Obama gets in, don’t let him pay all those fucking Muslims for staying at home with there family of 45 and do nothing but preach hate like we do in the UK. What a life, down to the old mosque and tell all your disciples to go out and bomb the public and what does the Government do? Well in the UK they pay you for not working, pay extra if you have kids, the more kids, the more you get so knock out 10 or 12 more potential fucking terrorists and Mr Brown will pay extra. Then we pay for your house, even buy you furniture for it if you don’t have any. If you really know how to beat the system we will even buy you a fucking car. Yeah don’t let that happen. Thousands of unemployed asylum seekers granted sanctuary elsewhere in the EU can move to Britain and claim free council housing. Councils will now have to hand over the keys to a council house to jobless EU nationals with nowhere to live – even though they have never done a day’s work in Britain. Campaign groups have warned huge numbers may now head to Britain to take advantage of the “incredible” ruling, including thousands of asylum seekers granted citizenship elsewhere in the EU.
Around 500,000 refugees are thought to have been granted nationality by our EU neighbours over the past decade. They then assume the rights of a person born in that country. A Somalian woman who travelled to Britain after being granted nationality by the Dutch government brought the case which led to yesterday’s ruling. Judges said that because she did not have a job and was not looking for one, she was a special case. Incredibly, if the woman got a job, she would lose the right to a free house. I think that’s why most of the hookers in the UK are all asylum seekers, I mean they are used to being treat like shit, they like to fuck and they don’t have to declare their earnings. Not a bad life is it. And if they get pregnant by mistake, maybe a faulty condom, what do they do, they claim for an extra Jam Eater. Guys don’t let this happen to you in the US. I mean if you had to house and feed all those fucking illegal Mexicans you would be bankrupt, wouldn’t you?

My bank got bought out by a bigger bank, or so they say. Does that mean my money is safe? How many other people are asking that question? I think it’s a disgrace. Never mind the government bailing out the banks, why don’t they use that money to pay us? How can a guy go on a Sex Holiday if he has no cash? How do I run a adult resort with no clients? How do the hookers make money with no punters? You see Bush and Brown, you don’t understand how big this knock on effect can be, it’s a massive vicious circle.