Over the past months I have posted funny pictures and jokes on the blog to be viewed by people who I thought shared the same sense of humour. Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow. If you were one of these people, please accept my humblest apologies. From now on I will only post blogs, send emails or answer questions with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting structures. So no more pussy, no more calling Dave Metzger an ugly bastard, no more anything untoward at all.

I don’t suppose we have any Mexican readers so this won’t count.
A Mexican family was considering putting their Grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home.
All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
“How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful”, says Grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You
know, since you are a little different from everyone”.
“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents”, Abuelo says with a
big smile.

“There’s a musician here — he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ‘Maestro’!”

“There is a judge in here — he’s 95 years old. He hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ‘Your Honor’!”

“There’s a dentist here – 90 years old. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone
still calls him ‘Doctor’!”

“And me — I haven’t had sex for 35 years and they still call me “The Fucking Mexican”!