June 13, 2009

Sex Vacation with Joe

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 5:06 pm

Last night I was sitting in the living room and Ana said to me, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ she said.
So I got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out her wine. Fuck was she amused with that? No.. Anyway she´s stopped talking to me, no problem I can always get my doll ‘Big Titted Joe’ out of the cupboard. I think blow up sex dolls are great. I mean, where else would you find a woman that always looks shocked at the size of your cock? The only problem with mine is that she is always sick, her nose is always running, it must be the flu. A few mates chipped in for it on my birthday in April, and I have to say that she has been very obliging. In fact I would suggest that all you good people who can´t afford a sex vacation at the moment, due to the recession or a greedy bitch of a wife, then try the old plastic alternative. I have even heard that you can get them with hairy pussy´s, maybe they are the German variety, I don´t know but as long as it doesn´t stink like a Haus Frau’s wellington boot, who gives flying fuck? I wonder if you can get them with tattoos on them, I mean inked women are all the rage at the moment aren´t they. I have some nice tattoo shots from some our girls from the past, I must remember to share them with you all sometime soon.

June 1, 2009

Back Again

Filed under: Adult Vacation Resort — Paul @ 3:13 pm

Well here we are again. After the theft of all my office info, getting back has been a nightmare. Just shows how thieving bastards can disrupt things. Anyway, let´s forget about all that shit and move on. I have started adding your Adult Vacation Girls for June and July on the adult vacation forum, I also hope to get them up on the web site shortly. Now talk about a set of tits, come on guys what are we talking about here? I am led to believe that they are naturals too, but I can’t verify that from personal experience.Total Satisfaction Girls